I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
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He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
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I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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