i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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