Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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