she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
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When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
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Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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