careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
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can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
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The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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