Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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