she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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