new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
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