I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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