i think my tv is drunk
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
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So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
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You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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