I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
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you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
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Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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