shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
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Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
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The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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