she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I wish you could order shots online.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
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