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  Are we in a gay sports bar?

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• (386): View more from Florida

  I wanna passion pit in your ass

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.

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• (818): View more from California

  Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone

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• (925): View more from California

  All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.

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• (858): View more from California

  Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%

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• (509): View more from Washington

  I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?

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