I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.