Are we in a gay sports bar?
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
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Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
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I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?