Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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