Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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