Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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