she was so not down for the gang bang
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
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If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
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too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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