Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
