And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
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Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
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I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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