i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
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She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
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I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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