oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
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Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
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Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
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