you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
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I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
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Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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