No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
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