I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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