i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Randomize
