Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
there was a trapeze. enough said
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
my god I love twenty year old dicks
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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