you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
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i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
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