haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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