Whod you bang
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
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