i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
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So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
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We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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