she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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