god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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