Dual....:-)
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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