Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
