there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
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i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
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I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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