May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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