But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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