I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
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Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
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SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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