I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
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She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
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She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
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Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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