i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
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My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
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guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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