I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
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Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
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Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
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