is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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