I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
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I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
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Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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