I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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