i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
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i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
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You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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