Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
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I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
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Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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