problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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