Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
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I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
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You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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