So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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