Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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